The unofficial list of good reasons to wear adult diapers!

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So, we know (or at least, we should all think) that diapers are usually meant for babies or elderly folks with incontinence problems.  These are the people who are bathroom challenged, but what if there were extremely good reasons to don the diaper as an adult and not for medical reasons?  And actually, there are some health reasons that are not a chronic medical problem that would warrant the wearing of diapers.

Let's list some of the good positive reasons that wearing adult diapers have.  Reminder, this list is unofficial and incomplete:

1. Good exercise - You heard that right.  In the absence of having a partner like a girlfriend or boyfriend available to assist you, you can easily knock out a good exercise workout getting the diaper on and off as well as cleaning yourself well, and getting another diaper on.  Think about it!  You would be forced to do sit-up like exercises to get the tapes or pins on & off properly, and you would have to get yourself up from and down to the floor or other flat surface.

2. For the sick days - This one is pretty straight forward.  Have you ever been sick where getting up from a comfortable position meant your diarrhea  (rear end) struck again?  What if you could save your underpants (panties for women) and save money by not washing them so often?  Think of the money saved by not having to buy new underwear every time you had an accident while sick.  Also, there have been days that I've been so sick that getting out of bed hurt, and wearing a diaper meant I could safely urinate in it. and just change myself. 

3. Movie marathons - This is pretty self-explanatory.  You want to either go to a movie marathon at a cinema theater, or you and a friend are having a private movie marathon, and you both want to cut down on bathroom breaks in between movies or TV episodes.  Having a diaper on can sure help facilitate that.

4. Road Trips - Again, this is self-explanatory.  You cut down on stops for a potty break, and if you have traveled across the country like I have, you know how awful some rest stop bathrooms are.  Some of which I refused to use because they were severely unsanitary.  And I'm a guy, and even I find some restrooms to be terrible.

5. Stress relief - This is a big reason that I am wearing diapers frequently.  I've found that it relieves stress about as well as blasting music, writing, reading, or if you're into it, having sex (sometimes with a partner).  It has some kind of calming effect, and just knowing that I have my ass covered makes the relief from daily adult life stressors just melt away for the night. 

6. Prevents unwanted contact - I originally thought of this exclusively for women, but it can also be a prevention method for men.  What better way to keep unwanted approaches from people who make you uncomfortable than to tell them right off the bat (lying) that you have a bladder problem and wear diapers.  I wouldn't recommend lying, but if you absolutely must lie, then actually wear the diaper, & show a little peek to the person, man or woman, that you feel uncomfortable around.  I guarantee that they'll keep their distance.  Unless they're weirdos.  The unfortunate risk in this case is the unintended consequence of that unwelcome person blabbing shit about you to others that is (I would hope) not true.  Something like, "[He/she] wears diapers, and likes to be around children a little too much!"  Or my favorite being told I made an unwanted advance to someone after only asking them out ONCE, and their answer was not a yes or no, just "You're weird!"  So, my advice is to play your cards right.  Don't let someone make unwanted or unwelcome advances toward you!  And don't let them spread lies about you either!

7. Might prevent unwanted sexual assault - I emphasize the word "might" prevent unwanted sexual contact.  Although, when a rapist is determined, diapers might not deter him (or her) very much, but it would be an extra layer of protection.  No pun intended.

8. Clean up from personal pleasure - Whether you admit to doing it or otherwise, everyone masturbates.  The good news is that you don't have to broadcast the message "I masturbate daily!" and you sure don't need to feel ashamed of doing it.  However, there are some ways that people, especially family or friends do find out.  One dead give away are stains on your underpants, panties, etc.  A good way to keep the mess to a minimum is... *drum roll please* ... wearing adult diapers.  Think about it for a minute.  Diapers are supposed to absorb wetness, and your juice from masturbating is wetness.  Ergo, you could knock off a pleasure hour at your leisure, then casually throw away the disposable adult diapers, put a clean one on, and now you have completed a full workout just from putting the diapers on twice yourself, and now you have gotten your (sexual & otherwise) urges taken care of too!  The extra bonus is that no one is the wiser for it.  Your clothes remain stain free, and you can relieve yourself when the urge to rub one off strikes.

9. Camping - I enjoy camping in an outdoorsy environment as much as the next person, but I don't particularly enjoy letting my ass or my schlong be exposed to any number of insects, bugs, or animals.  I prefer to doing my bodily functions business, shitting or pissing, in a secluded area hoping no one's watching me from a distance, or having my fellow campers have a full gaze at my embarrassing moment of shame.  Put me in a diaper, and all I have to do is periodically change myself, and then throw away my leavings at the appropriate disposal unit afterward.  If you're worried about the possible smell, there's some good news.  You can buy trash bags, big black lawn trash bags that have odor control, and some are scented so that the smell of messy diapers are not immediately detected if you are even more worried about your fellow campers finding out.  Of course, if you have campers who also wear adult diapers, there is no need to hide the evidence.

**SUMMARY**
Again, this list is not all inclusive, and I'm probably forgetting a few good ones.  But this list touches on some of the main ideas I thought of.  If you think of others, feel free to comment, or catch me on Twitter "@TheF1r3ch1ck3n"!  Would ❤ to hear your ideas!  

Remember one thing if nothing else!  There is no shame in wearing an adult diaper, only perceived shame.  I have laid out some damn good reasons to wear them, and some of which are extremely practical for every day life.  But I would like to encourage my readers to come up with other ideas, because it can't be just me who thinks about these things.

Also, you may send me an email at either ltcolf1r3ch1ck3n@yahoo.com or ltcolf1r3ch1ck3n79@gmail.com!

Until next time, stay diapered my friends!

~The Colonel (Firechicken) aka James T. Knight 2018