To put a diaper on ... or not! That is the question!

Today marks post-op day 8 since my ankle surgery last week.  I've been staying with a family member whose plans to move out of state had to be put on hold due to the Coronavirus scare.  It hasn't been easy for them or for myself, for that matter.

First, let me say that although this person and myself had our disagreements during my time as their caregiver before moving into my own place only in the past few recent years, I've come to rely on that person's parental experience.  They've known my medical & health history including the dozens of surgeries on my left blind eye from birth, so they know what to say and to ask when at the doctor's office appointment.  Sometimes, though, I feel like they're trying to over-parent me, and the situation, too much.  While I'm an adult 40 year old man!  Disabled yes, but a grown man nonetheless!

Though I love this person greatly, as anyone would expect, I desire to be back in my own apartment once my doctor takes out the post-op stitches, and places my foot in a walking boot.  Until then, my doctor and my physical therapist want to keep me at my family member's home until then pending an assessment in which determines how much of a risk my own home will be.

I admit, however, I almost slapped my family member silly for using the term "hoarding situation" when it came to describing my living situation.  Yes, my apartment is a little messy.  Often cluttered, even.  But I've never been a "hoarder", since I've seen hoarders on TV specials, and what I have is no where near what my family member wants to believe ME to be!  I asked my family member, "Are you trying to get me kicked out of my apartment on purpose while knowing you're exaggerating my living situation?"

They laughed it off saying they used the wrong term, but I've known this person all of my life, and they do tend to distort the truth as well as exaggerate & embellish the truth to fit their agenda.  

In 2017, while trying to get a grip on being sick almost daily, I was having frequent accidents that required me to start wearing my diapers a bit more often. The following year, I was introduced to some medication for prevention of my migraine headaches, but the cost was having severe constipation.  As a result, I had to down a shot of Milk of Magnesia every night, wearing my diapers nightly, to not only counteract the constipation side effect, but also to avoid having a very messy accident in my bed which has already happened once.

But despite those problems in 2017 and 2018, while I love my family member wholeheartedly, I find that I still have strong desires to continue wearing my adult diapers while I stay with my family member.  I made it a rule that I wouldn't wear my diapers if I'm around family, especially my younger cousins.  But because of my ankle injury and subsequent surgical procedure to repair the ankle, I've found that making it to the bathroom on time is quite difficult.  I'm wearing my Depend pullups, but they don't always stop the threat of a messy accident, and that kind of accident is embarrassing, to say the least.  I'd rather be wearing my Depend Maximum Protection briefs with tabs aka adult diapers than wear the pullups.  Wearing diapers just feels more secure, more comfortable, & saves my ass better than pullups.

But that's not only why I made this post.  Recently, even before my ankle injury & surgery, I have begun to explore the possibility of a romantic & maybe even intimate relationship with a lady.  A woman who might understand why I wear diapers both for fun & for need.  Maybe even become so involved with that Ms. Right woman that they become a de facto caregiver for me, and I for them.  I want to believe that it's possible.  That I can find someone that takes my breath away, and maybe even while she wears a diaper during our first date.  Wouldn't that be just excellent luck?  I would think that I could only be so lucky to have that happen.

Only until recent weeks have I given myself permission to fantasize about what my life would be like having a caregiver girlfriend/wife alongside me.  A woman who also wears adult diapers for both fun, and maybe having minor necessity.  Some woman who can appreciate what wearing adult diapers can do for someone's peace of mind especially when avoiding potty accidents.  I would agree that such fantasies would possibly make the real deal not as delightful, and I accept that fantasy isn't reality, and vice-versa.  I just want a relationship built on some core principles & values:

• Honesty

• Integrity

• Fairness

• Equality

• Partnership

• Love (especially this)

• Earning Respect ☆

• Earning Trust ☆

• Helpfulness especially

Every one of those are achievable.  Each one will be challenging to find in a potential partner.  I want to believe that such a woman "Ms. Right" exists out there in this world.  Perhaps she is my female version of Philip J. Fry, and I'm her male version of Leela (both from the canceled TV series "Futurama")!

I've often tried to imagine how my life would be different if I were romantically and intimately involved with a woman that also wore diapers, but the moment I try, my mind wants to shut down its own movie production of "My Life In Diapers with Women Wearing Diapers Too".  Corny title, yes.  But imagining being in a loving, healthy relationship with a woman is extraordinarily hard considering I've never been in a relationship to start.  I've also never been out on a 1st date, not even had my first kiss, or even held hands with a girl/woman that I fell in love with.

Sometimes, I feel like if I could trade in every last bit of knowledge concerning electronics, technology, computers, my love of Star Trek & Star Wars, etc, to know what it's like to be in real love.  The kind of love that makes you want to cross through the underbelly depths of Hell itself, calling Satan a fucking pussy, just to see your love partner smile.  That kind of love.  

Though my heart has ached for a real, passionate "falling in love" with a Ms. Right woman for over 20+ years, my mind says it's just not feasible.  That no matter how hard I try, no matter how hard I wish, it just won't ever come true.  I'd give the left testicle of EVERY OTHER MALE MEMBER OF MY FAMILY/CLAN in exchange to have for real a woman that not only understands me, but also would be wearing adult diapers right alongside me, especially when I have potty accidents that require my diaper to be changed.

That's another thing that I want to address.  One of the things I swore I'd never do since my AOL days was to go into a chatroom and type in "Where are all the chicks?", i.e. doing the Alpha Male bit.  Or saying to a woman on any social media platform, "Would you change me?" Or some other shit that is similar.

I'm highly annoyed by the common misconception by women everywhere who believe "all men are the same".  Unless you've met every 👏🏻 single 👏🏻 man 👏🏻 living on Earth, you can't say "all men" are anything.  You can, however, say things like "every man I've known" or "every man I've met in person", but NEVER say "all men [anything]", because you don't know ALL MEN.  Just like I don't know "all women".

I used to be friends with someone who very much believed he was an "Alpha Male" type guy, but when it became apparent how misogynistic & sexist he was, I slowly over time stopped talking to that friend as frequently as I once did during our days in high school together in Las Vegas, NV.

In fact, I don't enjoy having male friends like that anymore.  I prefer to have platonic women friends.  Women who won't say to me after a surgery to "toughen up, cupcake!" or my favorite [about how to get women to like me], "Just punch her in the face!"  Talk about some of the worst fucking advice ever!  I don't know how any woman would desire such an intolerant, bigoted man, but he has been married (and divorced) before he hit 30, while I have remained unmarried, single, & never been in a romantic, intimate or even sexual relationship with any woman.  Mostly involuntary, but also out of choice due to my desire to not carry on my father's bloodline.

But I would give anything to know how it feels to have a woman in my life who not only wears diapers for both fun & necessity, but also is in love with me dearly, and I'm in awesome love with her as well, and we both care about as well as care for each other.  And that there is an understanding between us that we give each other space when appropriate.

Hell, sleeping in the same bed would take some getting used to, but if it means having someone there to greet me in the morning with diaper changing for each other, I'd be willing to cross any bridge, fight any foe with my katana blade in hand, and climb any hill to have that kind of life.

Is it even possible at 40-ish years old?  Has my window of opportunity opened & closed long ago?  Do I even have a chance in actual fucking Hell to have any bit of that sort of life?

I have to believe that it's still possible for me to meet my diaper lover Ms. Right!  I have to believe she's out there waiting for her own diaper lover "Mr. Right" in which that person for her is myself.  I hope I meet her soon!  I hope I not only meet her soon, but that we begin our diaper lover relationship together almost immediately, and we are going to have a true blue "happily diapered ever after"!

I want to be able to say that aloud, "Happily Diapered Together Ever After"! 😊❤🤗👍🏻😎👍🏻🖖🏻LLAP

The Disney film "Aladdin" live action vs. animated versions!

This morning's blog post is about the following tweet from Twitter:

Aladdin tweet (Remake live action film based on the original animated 1992 film of the same title!)

I'm a little biased towards the original 1992 animated film.   At the time, I had a crush on a young woman whom the character "Jasmine" reminded me of her.  A lot.  If things went differently in my life, I'm fairly certain she would've been "the one"!

By that, I mean "the one" who I'd have eventually opened up to about my struggles w/ bedwetting (until I was 13yrs old), my fantasies of wearing diapers & of women wearing diapers, etc.  Of course, it didn't happen like that, so I ended up being literally a 40yr old virgin!  Essentially, I have no doubt she would've been the one friend I would have admitted to in confidence about my ABDL (lean heavily towards being a "Diaper Lover") tendencies, resulting mainly from my years as a bedwetter. 

The memories that stick out most in my mind when I think of her from this movie's original 1992 animated version is how she was always warm, compassionate, wanting to help others any way she could, showing empathy & sympathy for other students & other people.  I remember one instance when, after I had the privilege & the honor to sit alongside this young lady who was my crush during that last year in grade school during lunch, we had our normal lunch recess time (play time).  After 30mins, the bell rang to go back to class, and I happen to witness a little girl, possibly a Kindergartner or 1st grade student in the same school, who fell after tripping on a tree root in the patch of grass next to the lunch tables.

She was crying hysterically, but not ONE person offered to help her up, or to get the school nurse, nothing.  Not even the playground monitors & faculty staff.  Until this young lady who was my main crush had seen that little girl crying, and walked up to her, knelt beside her, and tried to console her until a faculty member DID finally take notice.  It was that one instance of her showing empathy & graceful compassion with a soothing voice to help that little girl feel better, and that told me all I needed to know about that young lady, my crush. 

I wish sometimes I could reach out to that young lady, now of course probably married, has kids, etc, and let her know that is why I believe her to be the most kind & understanding young woman I know, even if our time at that school together was brief.  I want her to know that I respect her greatly for that one instance where I saw her helping others as much as she had helped me to cope with the bullying, my problems with an abusive home environment, and also having tons of medical problems from birth defects.  When I saw her doing the same thing for that little girl that she had done for me, I was extraordinary impressed. 

I was in awe of her showing kindness, understanding, compassion, empathy/sympathy, graceful friendliness, a good sense of humor, & genuinely wanted to help people.  If I ever have to do a tribute speech about anyone I feel is worthy of tribute, it would be her.  The young woman who, with her help, has shown me a glimmer of hope, a glimpse of what it's like to have someone care enough to want to help another person out of a kind of obligation to her fellow human being.  An obligation to be kind, to be empathetic, & showing that compassion isn't a lost art among the human race.

I wish only that, if she has kids (and I'm sure she probably does), she has taught them to have the same level of benevolence & humanity that she has shown me!  Taught them right from wrong, and that being an unnecessary asshat / assclown is NOT the goal.  That being hurtful is unacceptable behavior!!  Treating others badly, or being unsympathetic, un-empathetic, or otherwise being highly & inappropriately abusive to someone is also highly inappropriate behavior for anyone, anywhere.

But most of all, I wish for her to know that I remember that incident, and it forever changed my views of the human race.  That there are people in this world who believe in treating people w/ kindness, love, compassion, empathy/sympathy, & being helpful not hurtful!  Being of assistance, not being abusive!  It's because of her one act of compassion that I witnessed (she could've done much more, but that one with the little girl was what sticks in my mind) that helped reignite my interest in Star Trek, Star Wars, & the ideal that we should all be helping each other, rather than hurt ourselves & each other.  That acts of kindness, good deeds, good treatment of others are far more important than being affluent, being famous or a celebrity, or having any sort of high profile job or important title in any profession.  She's also the reason I want to be a musician!  To show people, to express my emotions & feelings about showing that same kindness to everyone is how we will survive this era in our world's history.

Emotional, physical, social, sexual, mental abuse is ALL bad!  Being the opposite of abusive should be the high goals of any one person. 

I know I'm repeating myself, but the film Aladdin reminds me of that young woman, & brings back those memories of that time in my life when I was becoming a teen, later a young adult, & not having the kind of normal life milestones that most people have due to multiple factors & reasons.

I want only to show people how much this young woman has impacted my life in a positive way.  To put on display how I felt during a tumultuous time in my life.  That is why music is so important to me!

Wednesday Random Thoughts from the Colonel

I'm not afraid to admit anymore that, when I do find my future Diaper Lover (DL) Ms. Right, I would like for her to make sure I'm on the right path, even if that means my butt is sore from a good spanking occasionally.  Especially if say my apartment is a mess and I've not cleaned it like I should.

Which is messy at present, and every time I get the urge to clean, I'm overwhelmingly tired, and I don't WANT to do it.  With the right lady in my life, whether I WANT to clean up would be irrelevant if I'd like to keep my behind from getting a belt whoopin' with my own belt!  I mean, that shit sounds painful, even just to think about it, but the humiliating part would be when my future Diaper Lover Ms. Right would be using my own leather belt across my ass as a punishment.  The way I figure it is like this: Yes, spankings can be fun, but NOT when used for a punishment.

So, the terms would be like so:

1. If I or my future Diaper Lover Ms. Right don't do like either of us are supposed to, i.e. cleaning up, doing college assignments, that sort of thing, then the spankings are punishment.

But.....

2. If we just want or need "play time", then spankings are for fun! 😎👍😊💔

The key though is to be sure neither of us cross where the punishment spankings become abusive, and the last thing I want for myself or my future Diaper Lover Ms. Right is to become anything like my parents, especially my late alcoholic drug-abuser father.  I want to make that one thing clear.

But, I admit that having "motivation" from a diaper lover Ms. Right would be extremely helpful, but she has to be able to give as well as receive a spanking.  I'm sure I'll find her soon, and I hope she will be my Turanga Leela from Futurama.  I really love that series, especially the series finale season episode "Game of Tones" where the principal cast including Leela were wearing "dream pants" aka adult diapers. 

Colonel FireChick3n sharing thoughts about ABDL

 So, I have been reading some old news articles about people committing crimes while in adult diapers, and I know this is an old topic, and it probably doesn't even have any current relevancy at the moment, but I wanted to sit down and write some thoughts on the subject.  Going forward, the acronym "ABDL" stands for "Adult Baby(ies), Diaper Lover(s)".  There's a lot of broken up sub-terminology under the umbrella term of ABDL, but for the purposes of this blog, I chose to keep those terms as simplistic as possible.

That being said, I'd like to begin with the following to get into this somewhat relevant topic of folks who believe our ABDL community is full of something we're ABSOLUTELY NOT (or so I hope)!  Being either an AB or a DL is NOT a symptom or a cause of mental illness or mental health disorders.  We're just as "normal" as the person you might be standing next to, or are your friends.  There's nothing wrong w/ enjoying or using adult diapers!  In fact, there are number of legitimate reasons why some adults might choose to wear diapers.  Many of the reasons are examples of practical uses of adult diapers.  I've taken the liberty of providing a short list, but it's not an all-inclusive one by no means.  My list can be accessed by the following link below to a post from earlier in this blog site.  If you'd like to contribute one that I have not considered, by all means I invite you to email me at ltcolf1r3ch1ck3n@yahoo.com, and be sure to use the subject line "For Your Blog: Good Reasons for Diapers!".  The email address is a private one that I set up for the sole purpose of communication in the ABDL world/communities.  My family & friends have absolutely ZERO (0) knowledge about it, and I prefer to keep it that way!

The unofficial list of good reasons to wear adult diapers!

But that is not the topic I want to discuss in this post, but it is related to the idea of presenting reasons that are truly legit for wearing adult diapers.  Many people, across the United States especially, have this notion that if someone's wearing adult diapers, they have one of many reasons why, and a lot of those acumens aren't good or positive in their minds.  Some of which are:

1) They're physically sick.  A classic, and quite common, misconception is that the person buying and/or wearing adult diapers is because we (either as an individual or a group) have a physical ailment that makes us, to any degree, suffer incontinence.  Some people will either say something like "Oh, my dear.  I'm so sorry you have to go through that.  I hope you get better!", trying to be kind and accepting without having a preconceived notion that the person with the diapers is something else entirely.  This isn't necessarily a negative reason until someone comes along, because there are some in the ABDL community who truly have a physical ailment that causes them to lose control over their bodily waste fluids like their bowels, or their bladders.  But to make the assumption, or even to assume that someone MUST have a medical diagnosis to be buying / wearing adult diapers is not cool.  Even if the assumption is correct, it's still not cool to point it out to others.  Some folks, like myself, value not having a whole store know about my ailments, such as taking medication to prevent a serious medical problem, but in doing so I must take milk of magnesia to counteract the side effect of constipation from that medication.  If someone in a store were to point at me while I was grabbing baby powder plus an absorbent underpad so I can put my diapers on without my stinky butt on my floors or my bed, and say "That guy is a weirdo.  He's buying baby powder, and it looks like he's reaching for the adult diapers!  He must be some kind of sick sicko fuck!", that might get a bit irritating.  Thankfully, it's not happened to me.  Most people in stores mind their own fucking business these days.  I am happy that no one gives me a ration of shit about buying "baby products" for my adult diaper wearing rituals.

2) We're mental or mentally ill.  This one is equally common, but it's a far more negative idea, because the person who suspects mental illness is basing their assumptions entirely from old tales of mentally ill patients having an inability to care for themselves, i.e. cannot bathe themselves, or go to the bathroom without help, or have problems with bedwetting even as an adult.  That last one could also be a physical sickness notion on the part of the person who is being "judgmental" to the one who is buying/wearing their adult diapers.

3) We're child predators.  This one is absolutely the WORST possible supposition that some people make any time they hear of someone wearing adult diapers, buying them, etc.  Somehow, those folks think that individuals who either buy or wear their adult diapers are involved, somehow or some way, in the abuse or assault of children, sexual and/or otherwise.  I've yet to hear of a single instance of this happening at the hands of any one indiviual AB or DL in our ABDL community, but it's not hard to understand why some groups of people make that unacceptable preconceived assumption.  On the contrary, I would think that if a person is buying and/or using "baby diapers", then that assumption MIGHT (emphasis on MIGHT) have merit.  Even still, some folks in our ABDL world are small enough, especially among women ABDL's, who really can fit into the larger size baby diapers, which in of itself isn't a "dead giveaway" of a potential child predator.  I can say with some degree of certainty that, 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the ABDL community are HUGELY against any and all forms of child abuse, assault, sexual assault, molestation, etc.  In fact, I myself have family relatives who are still technically children, and it would break my heart completely if I learned that someone in the ABDL community attempted to harm them in any way.  If I saw pictures of my family members being blasted on the internet that were unsavory, and also illegal as they are under 21, or 18 in most other states, there would be absolutely NOWHERE that individual who posted those images or video could hide on Earth from me.  And my cane!  In fact, they'd have to go to a hospital to have that cane surgically removed from their ass if I found out my family members were being unlawfully, illegally exploited in such a way.  I would definitely welcome jail time if it meant my family members would not have to feel endangered in any way.  That's not a threat, it's a fact and a promise!

4) We're a sex predator.  I don't know how this one came about, and I don't want to know either.  I've read some old stories about individuals, mainly men, who tried forcing women into compromising positions, or forcing them into diapers, or made unwelcome/unwanted advances to women while in diapers.  If a woman made unwanted or unwelcome advances toward me while she was wearing diapers, I'd feel highly uncomfortable around them.  Yes, guys like myself do exist in the world, men who are sensitive, but still heterosexual.  The kind of men who, if a young woman had been heavily drinking at a party, and an opportunity comes up where he could take advantage of her but doesn't, are more than willing to be called all sorts of things, but are deep down very proud of making the kind of responsible choice to not take advantage of women (or men), whatsoever!  I'd rather be called "gay" or "a homo" if it means that I did the right thing and hadn't done anything to a woman, drunk or otherwise. 

We are in a society where if a grown man wears adult diapers, he is seen as sick in the head or something to do with mental health issues.  Whereas if a lady, a woman (young or otherwise) is wearing an adult diaper, she is seen as cute, adorable, or has a kind of sweetness about her.  Some people in my country, the United States, believe that if a woman wears diapers, she can still be "sexy as Hell", especially among heterosexual males.  I admit, I find women who wear adult diapers to be very much attractive.  It's probably just coincidence that I'm a heterosexual man.  I've always been a heterosexual man, despite what some kids in my latter grade school years through high school would have anybody believing.  Yes, I've even been called "a homo" due to my inability to have a woman for a date, or having not dated EVER.  Also, I admit that I don't look at men the way I do toward women, because I'm a heterosexual guy.  That said, I think that if there are men brave enough to tell their friends and family about their "adult baby" or "diaper lover" side, more power to them.

I've told a number of people, mostly women, about my diaper lover side.  Of that small handful number of people I've told, one of which totally breached protocol & a promise to NOT tell other family members & relatives when that person got drunk at a party, and ended up telling our mutual relatives & their friends from work that I liked "hot chicks in Huggies".  In fact, I was one day put on the spot about it, and I had to tell a lie saying "I have no idea what you're talking about!", and hoped & prayed no one looked any further.  I especially didn't want to admit to it while riding in a car filled with both my aunt (by marriage) & uncle, and plus a female young cousin, as in younger than 18 cousin at the time.  But that's what I'm talking about.  If I had been a woman, then nobody in my family would've said a damned thing about my "diaper side", but because I'm a guy, they were all curious about it, and not in a good way "curious".  

I was thankful they didn't ask me point blank about myself wearing adult diapers, but it was definitely not fun learning that my own sibling had betrayed my trust.  The same sibling who had directed mutual friends of ours to sexually assault me at 7 or 8 yrs old, because that got my sibling's jollies going.  Sick fuck!

Anyway, the bottom line is that depending on who is asking about me buying and/or using adult diapers, I can either:

• Lie - Hope they don't ask more pointed questions about it.
• Exaggerate - Sometimes known as the "truthful lie", stretching the truth just enough for it to be a lie, or....
• Tell the person asking those questions to mind their own fucking business.

I haven't had to use the very last option, and by the way this is not an all-included list of what to do when someone gets a little too nosy or prodding into private affairs just a tad too much to start with.

For now, I think that's where I'm going to end this blog.  I want vanilla folks to understand one thing, and one thing only.  For the most part, those of us in the ABDL world / community are harmless.  Many of us are uncomfortable with sharing our true identities for a number of reasons.  My own stories of having my trust betrayed by a family member are among those reasons.  It's the equivalent in some respects to "coming out" as either [gay, transgender, transvestite, etc].  If we tell the wrong person, and they use that info against us, we could end up being accused of things we ARE NOT! 

I'm extremely careful to not give away my true name, fearing that if someone finds out about my "diaper lover" world, they might not want to be associated with me.  I would much rather not go through that issue.

The unofficial list of good reasons to wear adult diapers!

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So, we know (or at least, we should all think) that diapers are usually meant for babies or elderly folks with incontinence problems.  These are the people who are bathroom challenged, but what if there were extremely good reasons to don the diaper as an adult and not for medical reasons?  And actually, there are some health reasons that are not a chronic medical problem that would warrant the wearing of diapers.

Let's list some of the good positive reasons that wearing adult diapers have.  Reminder, this list is unofficial and incomplete:

1. Good exercise - You heard that right.  In the absence of having a partner like a girlfriend or boyfriend available to assist you, you can easily knock out a good exercise workout getting the diaper on and off as well as cleaning yourself well, and getting another diaper on.  Think about it!  You would be forced to do sit-up like exercises to get the tapes or pins on & off properly, and you would have to get yourself up from and down to the floor or other flat surface.

2. For the sick days - This one is pretty straight forward.  Have you ever been sick where getting up from a comfortable position meant your diarrhea  (rear end) struck again?  What if you could save your underpants (panties for women) and save money by not washing them so often?  Think of the money saved by not having to buy new underwear every time you had an accident while sick.  Also, there have been days that I've been so sick that getting out of bed hurt, and wearing a diaper meant I could safely urinate in it. and just change myself. 

3. Movie marathons - This is pretty self-explanatory.  You want to either go to a movie marathon at a cinema theater, or you and a friend are having a private movie marathon, and you both want to cut down on bathroom breaks in between movies or TV episodes.  Having a diaper on can sure help facilitate that.

4. Road Trips - Again, this is self-explanatory.  You cut down on stops for a potty break, and if you have traveled across the country like I have, you know how awful some rest stop bathrooms are.  Some of which I refused to use because they were severely unsanitary.  And I'm a guy, and even I find some restrooms to be terrible.

5. Stress relief - This is a big reason that I am wearing diapers frequently.  I've found that it relieves stress about as well as blasting music, writing, reading, or if you're into it, having sex (sometimes with a partner).  It has some kind of calming effect, and just knowing that I have my ass covered makes the relief from daily adult life stressors just melt away for the night. 

6. Prevents unwanted contact - I originally thought of this exclusively for women, but it can also be a prevention method for men.  What better way to keep unwanted approaches from people who make you uncomfortable than to tell them right off the bat (lying) that you have a bladder problem and wear diapers.  I wouldn't recommend lying, but if you absolutely must lie, then actually wear the diaper, & show a little peek to the person, man or woman, that you feel uncomfortable around.  I guarantee that they'll keep their distance.  Unless they're weirdos.  The unfortunate risk in this case is the unintended consequence of that unwelcome person blabbing shit about you to others that is (I would hope) not true.  Something like, "[He/she] wears diapers, and likes to be around children a little too much!"  Or my favorite being told I made an unwanted advance to someone after only asking them out ONCE, and their answer was not a yes or no, just "You're weird!"  So, my advice is to play your cards right.  Don't let someone make unwanted or unwelcome advances toward you!  And don't let them spread lies about you either!

7. Might prevent unwanted sexual assault - I emphasize the word "might" prevent unwanted sexual contact.  Although, when a rapist is determined, diapers might not deter him (or her) very much, but it would be an extra layer of protection.  No pun intended.

8. Clean up from personal pleasure - Whether you admit to doing it or otherwise, everyone masturbates.  The good news is that you don't have to broadcast the message "I masturbate daily!" and you sure don't need to feel ashamed of doing it.  However, there are some ways that people, especially family or friends do find out.  One dead give away are stains on your underpants, panties, etc.  A good way to keep the mess to a minimum is... *drum roll please* ... wearing adult diapers.  Think about it for a minute.  Diapers are supposed to absorb wetness, and your juice from masturbating is wetness.  Ergo, you could knock off a pleasure hour at your leisure, then casually throw away the disposable adult diapers, put a clean one on, and now you have completed a full workout just from putting the diapers on twice yourself, and now you have gotten your (sexual & otherwise) urges taken care of too!  The extra bonus is that no one is the wiser for it.  Your clothes remain stain free, and you can relieve yourself when the urge to rub one off strikes.

9. Camping - I enjoy camping in an outdoorsy environment as much as the next person, but I don't particularly enjoy letting my ass or my schlong be exposed to any number of insects, bugs, or animals.  I prefer to doing my bodily functions business, shitting or pissing, in a secluded area hoping no one's watching me from a distance, or having my fellow campers have a full gaze at my embarrassing moment of shame.  Put me in a diaper, and all I have to do is periodically change myself, and then throw away my leavings at the appropriate disposal unit afterward.  If you're worried about the possible smell, there's some good news.  You can buy trash bags, big black lawn trash bags that have odor control, and some are scented so that the smell of messy diapers are not immediately detected if you are even more worried about your fellow campers finding out.  Of course, if you have campers who also wear adult diapers, there is no need to hide the evidence.

**SUMMARY**
Again, this list is not all inclusive, and I'm probably forgetting a few good ones.  But this list touches on some of the main ideas I thought of.  If you think of others, feel free to comment, or catch me on Twitter "@TheF1r3ch1ck3n"!  Would ❤ to hear your ideas!  

Remember one thing if nothing else!  There is no shame in wearing an adult diaper, only perceived shame.  I have laid out some damn good reasons to wear them, and some of which are extremely practical for every day life.  But I would like to encourage my readers to come up with other ideas, because it can't be just me who thinks about these things.

Also, you may send me an email at either ltcolf1r3ch1ck3n@yahoo.com or ltcolf1r3ch1ck3n79@gmail.com!

Until next time, stay diapered my friends!

~The Colonel (Firechicken) aka James T. Knight 2018