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So, we know (or at least, we should all think) that diapers are usually meant for babies or elderly folks with incontinence problems. These are the people who are bathroom challenged, but what if there were extremely good reasons to don the diaper as an adult and not for medical reasons? And actually, there are some health reasons that are not a chronic medical problem that would warrant the wearing of diapers.
Let's list some of the good positive reasons that wearing adult diapers have. Reminder, this list is unofficial and incomplete:
1. Good exercise - You heard that right. In the absence of having a partner like a girlfriend or boyfriend available to assist you, you can easily knock out a good exercise workout getting the diaper on and off as well as cleaning yourself well, and getting another diaper on. Think about it! You would be forced to do sit-up like exercises to get the tapes or pins on & off properly, and you would have to get yourself up from and down to the floor or other flat surface.
2. For the sick days - This one is pretty straight forward. Have you ever been sick where getting up from a comfortable position meant your diarrhea (rear end) struck again? What if you could save your underpants (panties for women) and save money by not washing them so often? Think of the money saved by not having to buy new underwear every time you had an accident while sick. Also, there have been days that I've been so sick that getting out of bed hurt, and wearing a diaper meant I could safely urinate in it. and just change myself.
3. Movie marathons - This is pretty self-explanatory. You want to either go to a movie marathon at a cinema theater, or you and a friend are having a private movie marathon, and you both want to cut down on bathroom breaks in between movies or TV episodes. Having a diaper on can sure help facilitate that.
4. Road Trips - Again, this is self-explanatory. You cut down on stops for a potty break, and if you have traveled across the country like I have, you know how awful some rest stop bathrooms are. Some of which I refused to use because they were severely unsanitary. And I'm a guy, and even I find some restrooms to be terrible.
5. Stress relief - This is a big reason that I am wearing diapers frequently. I've found that it relieves stress about as well as blasting music, writing, reading, or if you're into it, having sex (sometimes with a partner). It has some kind of calming effect, and just knowing that I have my ass covered makes the relief from daily adult life stressors just melt away for the night.
6. Prevents unwanted contact - I originally thought of this exclusively for women, but it can also be a prevention method for men. What better way to keep unwanted approaches from people who make you uncomfortable than to tell them right off the bat (lying) that you have a bladder problem and wear diapers. I wouldn't recommend lying, but if you absolutely must lie, then actually wear the diaper, & show a little peek to the person, man or woman, that you feel uncomfortable around. I guarantee that they'll keep their distance. Unless they're weirdos. The unfortunate risk in this case is the unintended consequence of that unwelcome person blabbing shit about you to others that is (I would hope) not true. Something like, "[He/she] wears diapers, and likes to be around children a little too much!" Or my favorite being told I made an unwanted advance to someone after only asking them out ONCE, and their answer was not a yes or no, just "You're weird!" So, my advice is to play your cards right. Don't let someone make unwanted or unwelcome advances toward you! And don't let them spread lies about you either!
7. Might prevent unwanted sexual assault - I emphasize the word "might" prevent unwanted sexual contact. Although, when a rapist is determined, diapers might not deter him (or her) very much, but it would be an extra layer of protection. No pun intended.
8. Clean up from personal pleasure - Whether you admit to doing it or otherwise, everyone masturbates. The good news is that you don't have to broadcast the message "I masturbate daily!" and you sure don't need to feel ashamed of doing it. However, there are some ways that people, especially family or friends do find out. One dead give away are stains on your underpants, panties, etc. A good way to keep the mess to a minimum is... *drum roll please* ... wearing adult diapers. Think about it for a minute. Diapers are supposed to absorb wetness, and your juice from masturbating is wetness. Ergo, you could knock off a pleasure hour at your leisure, then casually throw away the disposable adult diapers, put a clean one on, and now you have completed a full workout just from putting the diapers on twice yourself, and now you have gotten your (sexual & otherwise) urges taken care of too! The extra bonus is that no one is the wiser for it. Your clothes remain stain free, and you can relieve yourself when the urge to rub one off strikes.
9. Camping - I enjoy camping in an outdoorsy environment as much as the next person, but I don't particularly enjoy letting my ass or my schlong be exposed to any number of insects, bugs, or animals. I prefer to doing my bodily functions business, shitting or pissing, in a secluded area hoping no one's watching me from a distance, or having my fellow campers have a full gaze at my embarrassing moment of shame. Put me in a diaper, and all I have to do is periodically change myself, and then throw away my leavings at the appropriate disposal unit afterward. If you're worried about the possible smell, there's some good news. You can buy trash bags, big black lawn trash bags that have odor control, and some are scented so that the smell of messy diapers are not immediately detected if you are even more worried about your fellow campers finding out. Of course, if you have campers who also wear adult diapers, there is no need to hide the evidence.
**SUMMARY**
Again, this list is not all inclusive, and I'm probably forgetting a few good ones. But this list touches on some of the main ideas I thought of. If you think of others, feel free to comment, or catch me on Twitter "@TheF1r3ch1ck3n"! Would ❤ to hear your ideas!
Again, this list is not all inclusive, and I'm probably forgetting a few good ones. But this list touches on some of the main ideas I thought of. If you think of others, feel free to comment, or catch me on Twitter "@TheF1r3ch1ck3n"! Would ❤ to hear your ideas!
Remember one thing if nothing else! There is no shame in wearing an adult diaper, only perceived shame. I have laid out some damn good reasons to wear them, and some of which are extremely practical for every day life. But I would like to encourage my readers to come up with other ideas, because it can't be just me who thinks about these things.
Also, you may send me an email at either ltcolf1r3ch1ck3n@yahoo.com or ltcolf1r3ch1ck3n79@gmail.com!
Until next time, stay diapered my friends!
~The Colonel (Firechicken) aka James T. Knight 2018
I was returned to Diapers at the age of 6 because of wedding and pooping accidents that increased dramatically after a severe illness. This was in the year of 1971 and I mostly wore cloth diapers and plastic pants. However I did wear disposables toddler size or super toddler size as they got invented. I pretty much wear diapers twenty-four seven until I was about 11 or 12 and then I wore them on every outing and even to school. I had very little control and it came in waves no control To some control. Anyways my mommy made me feel very special and safe because I was wearing diapers. This gave me confidence both him wearing diapers and in life. If someone were to make fun of me it just seemed to not affect me because I felt special and almost proud to be in diapers. I guess I like being the only one. So my reason is not just for protection but it also is a sense of pride, safety, in a sense of being special. Maybe it's because I wore them for so long but I can still remember the first day I was put back in diapers and I love the way they felt on my body and I still do to this day so I will add how they feel on!
ReplyDeleteI would also add that to those of you that it makes you feel like a baby, that it made me feel like a baby too. Especially in the beginning. I guess part of the reason of feeling special was that infantile feeling that I had from being diapered. It was a most wonderful feeling and I even indulged it by using a bottle and a binky to the point of my parents giving me the choice that either I used it all the time or not at all. I chose to use them until I was in 3rd grade and then I only wanted to do it at home and not when I was out. I never had a bottle or a binky in school and probably because they would have never let that happen. However definitely would have been too much ridicule with both being in diapers and having a baby bottle or a binky in school. My parents did put everything I drink in a baby bottle like I said until about third grade or fourth grade and then I mostly just did it myself and they seemed to let me commenting now and again that I needed to stop. So I guess my contribution would be the great feeling you get from feeling infantile and maybe even a little shameful but with pride if that makes any sense. Because my parents made me feel special I guessed that fed into my somewhat infantile Behavior using a baby bottle and a binky. Being a farm boy I definitely was all boy in the sense I did not like being treated like a baby or talk to like one however I did enjoy a bottle and a binky and sitting in a high chair and of course wearing diapers. It felt good to be infantile even in the presence of my friends and cousins but I'm sure I never would have wanted to do it at school or School functions. I had to wear diapers and that probably was enough as far as school goes. The other Pro would have to be I only ever had one girl that look down on me for being in diapers, but I think that secretly she really liked me and was too embarrassed to admit it because she thought she was popular. I receive so much attention from girls both my age and older and even some younger because of being in diapers. They all thought I was so cute in a diaper and of course I was a very cute little boy. Most of the girls wanted to change me and treat me like a baby but I didn't like being treated like a baby however I probably was okay with them changing me although there was only one or two girls that actually changed me but they only did so with the help of a nurse's aid or my babysitter at the time . Being all boy, I certainly believed in the fact that you could never have too much attention from girls. The only time being in diapers was negative for me was having to stand up to boys my age or older wearing a diaper but somehow it gave me confidence and being a farm boy I would usually be the stronger and tougher one of the matchup. No one ever tried to take me on one on one, they always seem to have their friends and wanted to call me baby. It's funny how enjoying feeling like a baby and being called Baby or two different things. Being called Baby definitely was fighting words and got somebody decked. I never really seem to mind being called diaper boy somehow strangely it was a badge of honor for me. But being told I was a baby was a different story that I cannot explain. The diaper gave me confidence but being told I was a baby somehow hurt my Macho Pride. Lots of friends of mine that were girls often called me diaper rod and that seemed to make me feel good. So there you have it some more pros and cons about wearing diapers.
DeleteDude. I apologize for not reading your comments earlier. I realize I'm almost 2 yrs late with a response, but everything you said in your comment is spot on! Thank you for taking the time to comment on this entry. I'd like to write a "Volume 2" list of pro's and con's about wearing diapers as an adult in the future. But I'd really like to get the female perspective or point of view first. Which is why befriending a woman diaper lover is SO important both for personal reasons, and for reasons to write this blog. Although, finding a Ms. Right, possibly future Mrs. Right is quite difficult for me. I don't exactly enjoy opening up to people for various reasons.
DeleteOnce more, thank you for your brave reply comment.